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ME: Oh, dear Math, my love, will you go out with me?

MATH: Um... I'll see how you do on the midterm tomorrow and think about it for a while...

ME: I see. Please give me your answer as soon as possible.

MATH: Sure. I won't let you wait for too long.

(MATH leaves, ENGLISH enters)

ENGLISH: Oh no, oh Lydia, how dare you dump me? Am I not your only true love?

ME: Eh... Who are we talking about?

ENGLISH: You of course! Didn't you say that you will love me forever?

ME: What?! You must be misunderstood.

ENGLISH: Oh god, you are breaking my heart, Lydia.

ME: I'm sorry, but............ Do I know you?

~ To be continued ~